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PostSubject: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:19 pm

Here is a Samhain/Halloween joke that I found:

What did the black cat call the mouse on roller skates?
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Now ... your turn. Post your favourite Samhain/Halloween jokes below.

I am looking forward to a good cackle!!! He he he Witch

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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Wed Sep 26, 2007 1:23 pm

Hehe me and agares were just talking about samhain and we all up for having that party? if we are we should start thinking of things that we could do, Tomi and lizzy came up with some good ideas last week.
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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:24 pm

samhain is my favourite Smile

why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Thu Sep 27, 2007 1:47 am

He he he lol!

Here's another one:


How does a witch tell time?
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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:57 am

What did Dracula say when he kissed his vampire girlfriend?

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Note to Logmadr: I know it is an awful joke ... please don't bounce it to the Sin Bin

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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:26 pm

It's where it deserves to be!! lol it's not that bad...

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p.s. I am only jealous, I am the Forum Joker, and bad jokes are my schtick!

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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Sat Oct 06, 2007 2:12 am

Get on and post some then!!! rofl

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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Wed Oct 10, 2007 1:32 pm

I have found a joke book and I am not afraid to use it!

And you thought my Mum's jokes were bad!

What happens to a witch when she loses her temper?

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lol! rofl lol! rofl lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Wed Oct 10, 2007 2:53 pm

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I don't get it Suspect

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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:00 pm

Oh dear, Tomi!!!!

I have another one (especially for you). This joke book is brilliant!! [/sarcasm]

What kind of ghosts haunt hospitals?
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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:09 pm

hehe listen to this one

Q: What's the difference between a New Ager and a Pagan?
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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:12 pm

tehe
10 sure fire was to piss off a wiccan/pagan!

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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:16 pm

HAHAHAHAHA lol! lol! lol! rofl rofl rofl

A fundamentalist preacher was taking a walk one day and happened upon a young girl who was playing with something in a cardboard box. When he got closer he could see that in the box was a litter of new-born kittens.
"What kind of kittens are those?" asked the preacher.
"Why, they're Christian kittens," replied the littlegirl.

The preacher walked on, pleased to see that the little girl had Jesus foremost in her thoughts.


A few days latter the preacher saw the little girl again.

"And how are your little Christian kittens doing today?" asked the man of God.
"Oh, they aren't Christian kittens, they're Pagan kittens," replied the girl.
"But...but... I thought you said last week that they were Christian kittens," sputtered the flabbergasted preacher.

"Oh, they were. But now their eyes are open."
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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:18 pm

The one about the kittens is great!! rofl

So are the other two, too!

Tutu! Oh dear!!

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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:25 pm

Brilliant! I hope you don't mind - I've just posted those on another forum, they are just so funny! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:55 pm

Hehe did you get them all off of bewitchingways? thats a brilliant site and has some very good pagan jokes on! x
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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:06 pm

A Witch, A Worlock, A Magician, A Wiccan, A Mage, A High Priest, A Priestess and A Gypsy walk into a bar..

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Told you bad jokes were my schtik!

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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:09 am

He he he rofl I just knew you would not be able to resist the temptation to post a joke on this thread!!!!!!!!! rofl

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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:50 am

For the 3rd and final time...

It's my SCHTIK!

Heh heh heh...will have to think of a fgew really bad Witchety jokes and post them...gimme a few weeks...

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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:42 am

C'mon ... enough with the promises/threats ... let's see some jokes! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:52 am

Why did the Witches' Familiar fall out of the tree..?

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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:59 am

lol! rofl Oh dear - I wish I hadn't encouraged you now!!! You are right ... your jokes are awful!!!! rofl

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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:22 am

that joke is awful!!! but made me giggle just a little lol
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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:03 am

Why do Witches' wear name tags?

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PostSubject: Re: Samhain's on the way - look out!!!   Thu Oct 11, 2007 10:01 am

that was positively groan worthy.
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