HomeGalleryPortalFAQSearchMemberlistUsergroupsRegisterLog in

Share | 
 

 Two Prawns

View previous topic View next topic Go down 
AuthorMessage
LunarCraft
Forum Mother!!
Forum Mother!!
avatar

Gender : Female
Age : 59
Posts : 1154
Location : Weston-super-Mare

PostSubject: Two Prawns   Fri Apr 17, 2009 12:45 pm

Far far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one was called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.

Finally, one day, Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten."

A large, mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted."

Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time passed (as it does) and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely.

All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them.

Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While swimming alone one day, he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn.

He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail.

(The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).

Looking around the gathering at the reef, he realized he couldn't see his old pal.

"Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark," came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode.

As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back.

He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark now, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."

Justin cried back, "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed.........."



(You're going to love this...............................)



.
.

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.

"I found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian!"

_________________
Sarah
May the Goddess light your path always,
The God protect
and your heart be filled with Love!

Brightest Blessings!


http://www.the-willow-tree.co.uk/Lunarcraft/Index.htm
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.the-willow-tree.co.uk
Annie
Admin
Admin
avatar

Gender : Female
Age : 29
Posts : 415
Location : Weston-super-Mare

PostSubject: Re: Two Prawns   Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:29 pm

*groan* That was terrible ... made me laugh, but terrible!!!

_________________
"Luck is my middle name.
Mind you, my first name is Bad."
- Rincewind (Discworld)

Annie is feeling:
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://www.merrymoot.co.uk
Aoife
Overlord and Mistress all of Word Order
avatar

Gender : Female
Age : 27
Posts : 345
Location : In my own little world

PostSubject: Re: Two Prawns   Mon Apr 20, 2009 5:33 am

oh...dear...cod- I mean God. That was truly spectactularly awful.




I love it.
Back to top Go down
View user profile http://squirrelspotter.livejournal.com/
Sponsored content




PostSubject: Re: Two Prawns   

Back to top Go down
 
Two Prawns
View previous topic View next topic Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Merry Moot :: General Boards :: Fun and Games-
Jump to: