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PostSubject: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:02 am

Lunarcraft, Louve and I were having a conversation about the Greater God of the Fountain and this led me to create this thread on here.

What Gods/Godesses do you wish there were, but there aren't? Be as silly as you like ...

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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:38 am

i wish there was a Goddess of PMT.....cos every once a month, i could then swear at her, and tell her shes shit, and then the rest of the month tell her shes lovely!
God of chocolate....must be male.
Goddess of Procrastination. Which i what i am doing now.
I shall think of more!
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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:26 am

There should be a Goddess of Penises!! It would just be hilarious, to go "I summon thee o' Goddess of mine Genitals!!
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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:37 am

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

Do you have to rub it to invoke her?! Wink

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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Wed Nov 14, 2007 7:37 am

rofl rofl rofl The very thought of it!!!!!!!!!!! rofl rofl rofl

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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:00 pm

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There should be a Goddess of Penises!! It would just be hilarious, to go "I summon thee o' Goddess of mine Genitals!!

LMAO! I think it should be rubbed to evoke her. I think she should stand for massages, hand gestures and oral technique!!
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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:06 pm

OK, I ummed and ahhed about posting this ages ago but since it seems appropriate to this thread you should have a look at this: -

Penis Festival in Japan <-Click this link
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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:06 pm

I am disgusted, you are all filthy dirty animals that should not be allowed out in public...






And i couldn't agree more we need a penis diety. Love it lol!
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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:28 pm

Hehehehe - thank you for fuelling this thread Ook!

... and, Zephron - admit it ... you're proud to be associated with us all!!!!!!!!!!

also ... Sabouki - I thought you were sweet and innocent!!!!!!!!!!

Hehehehehe

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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:37 pm

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also ... Sabouki - I thought you were sweet and innocent!!!!!!!!!!

Hehehehehe

sweet and innocent? Me? Well, i'm as pure as they come, however, i can't say the same thing about my mind....

AND I LOVED THAT FESTIVAL, but i think there should be like, i vagina festival or something! EQUAL RIGHTS! NOt sure how theyd make a vagine statue though.... hmmmmmmmmm
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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:50 pm

Yep, I agree with you Sabouki but I daren't go searching for such a festival on the internet. Can you imagine the search results from Google! Shocked Embarassed

Yep, I'll leave such an internet search for thise more daring than me. Razz

What about a god of smelly feet or BO. everytime someone wiffed a bot you could curse that god for being so active. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:19 am

I wish there was a god or goddess of filling out forms..... alien pale confused affraid cherry
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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:42 am

I hate applying to things online....type in e-mail, confirm e-mail. type in password, confirm passwaord....GO AWAY!!! lol
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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Thu Nov 15, 2007 10:49 am

Please could you confirm that you actually meant "GO AWAY!!!"?

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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:08 am

That's what I said didn't I?
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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:39 am

Please confirm that you selected "GO AWAY!!!"

Tip - refer back to your previous post!!! lol

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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Thu Nov 15, 2007 2:18 pm

I've read it, it looks normal to me!
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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:01 pm

LMAO! I LOVE it Loony!!

Its fantastic.

But, you need to CONFIRM it Tomi!
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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:13 pm

I won't confirm anything until I know what you're all going on about me!!

Grrrr lol
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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:26 pm

How about a god of smoking? Everytime someone tries to give up they could blame this entity for forcing them to spend a huge chunk of their hard earned cash on killing themselves whilst making unethical tobacco companies richer with every drag of smoke that they take.
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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Thu Nov 15, 2007 3:51 pm

I will say this once: smoking does not kill you!!

Being hit by a bus kills you...

Knives and guns kills you...

Smoking INCREASES (doesn't cause!) the chances of cancer....it's the CANCER that kils you...not the smoking Smile
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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:32 pm

Apart from the fact that no-one is trying to stop you smoking so don't get defensive on me Wink , from a former 60-without-filters-a-day smoker I'll just say 'cause and effect'.

What about a god of hot chocolate? I've lost count of the time's I've been driving for hours and have been wondering how I can get a decent sup of hot chocolate in the middle of nowhere.
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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:38 pm

I wasn't being defensive, I was being knowlegeable Smile

And I have a sachet of Galaxy Hot Chocolate downstairs, and I am going to go make it Smile
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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Thu Nov 15, 2007 4:57 pm

My misunderstanding Tomi. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: God's there aren't but there should be ...   Thu Nov 15, 2007 5:12 pm

Hehehe twas rectified quickly Ryoma Wink
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