Gender : Age : 26 Posts : 345 Location : In my own little world
Subject: Re: Do you hate Telesales? Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:03 am
I love it!
My converstations with telemarketers usually go one of three ways:
TM: Hello can I speak to Mr Murray please? Me: Yeah sure. DAD!!!
TM: Hello can I speak to the resident please? Me: Sure that's me. What colour underwear ar you wearing? TM: 'Scuse me? Me: What colour underwear are you wearing? TM: Err... Me: Oh and what style? Please tell me it's a thong - I love thongs... *click* Me: Hello? Hello?
TM: Hello can I speak to the resident please? Me: Sure that's me, but I'm kinda busy at the moment - can I have your home number so I can call you back later this evening, please? TM: No- ME: I guess you don't want anyone bothering you while you're at home. Well neither do I. Goodbye.
I'm going to have to add ths one to my reportoire, though....
Subject: Re: Do you hate Telesales? Tue Oct 09, 2007 10:44 am
hers a convo i had with someone from 3 who called me on my mobile
tm- hello my name is (insert random name) I'm calling from 3 can i ask you a question? me- well you just did but ok. tm- are you happy with your mobile phone provider? me- erm I don't have a mobile phone tm- are you sure? me- quite sure mobile phones are the work of the devil! poisonong peoples heads with those magnetic waves leading us off the path of righteousness, i bet you have a mobile phone don't you? tm- *click*