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PostSubject: A Christian, A Buddhist and A Sorceror...   Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:31 pm

A Christian Priest, A Buddhist and a Sorceror all walk into a male public toilet at the same time, and all walk over to the urinal...for about 20 seconds, there is silence, the the Christian zips up and walks over to the sink: he washes his hands and lathers soap up to his elbow, and takes about 3 minutes to wash himself. When he had finished drying himself, he looks over to the other two men and says with distain ''We Christians are clean and look after our personal health". He then walks off in a huff.

The Buddhist finishes next, walks over to the sinks, quickly turns the tap, dips his hands and turns it off. He turns to the Sorceror and says with a kind smile: "We Buddhist have come to repect and reserve natures resources" then walks out.

The Sorceror, angry now, lets his robes fall over himself and rushes out the door: he sees the Buddhist and the Christian standing on the pavement and walks up to them and shouts:

"WE SORCEROR'S HAVE LEARNED NOT TO PISS ON OUR HANDS!!"
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PostSubject: Re: A Christian, A Buddhist and A Sorceror...   Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:54 am

Very good!!! I like it.

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